Cartoon characters getting more action than me
Tina is my spirit animal
Omg Patrick lmfao
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
I love this website
To anyone who’s ever worked in customer service
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT
IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered
uNDA THE SEA
Which harry potter movie is this
It would figure on my day off I would run out of pot and everyone I know is busy until seven. Perfect, that falls right on time with me having adhere to the one thing I have do today, pool league. Which will undoubtedly last until 11pm when everyone I know had gone bed.
Sober days are only okay when you feel like being sober. After this week is rather not feel things.
So instead of spending a couple hours with me, my boyfriend just had go to a ten year old birthday party. Love feeling love.
Ellen Page publicly comes out in a speech that brought tears to my eyes tonight. What an incredibly moving speech and I commend her bravery for realizing what help she can be as an out celebrity rather than a closeted one.
I am still crying..
Win for the team
The butter and the eraser get me the worst